bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

egberts:

where can i buy that for free

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

jackanthonyfernandez:

j5h:

when someone says “@ me next time” and the post was actually about them

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Help

shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me